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Have you ever wondered what destiny has in store for you? Will this be your lucky day or does the galaxy have something else in mind for you? Discover what the stars are about to reveal and take control of your destiny!

Astrology is the ancient study of the stars and planets, and the influence they have on our lives. For thousands of years, people have looked to the stars to find out what the future holds for them, and in today's busy, stressful world, it has never been more important to have cosmic guidance. Knowing what the stars have in store for us is the first step in controlling our fate, and that is why having day to day guidance is essential.

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 DAILY SCOPE! August 20, 2014
Aries - Daily Horoscope
You will not be able to focus today because your Uncle is too busy shoving peanuts up his ass in the hope it will cure his...

Taurus - Daily Horoscope
Venus has moved into an awkward position which could spell disaster for you if you had planned on skinning live cows and...

Gemini - Daily Horoscope
Mercury is stealing fish from your hips and you should flush yourself down a toilet immediately if you do not want to be...

Cancer - Daily Horoscope
Learn to express your feelings freely by peeing in your Mother's plant pots and claiming goblins did it. You'd be wise to...

Leo - Daily Horoscope
There is no need to tolerate frying pans today. You can make a statement by walking up to squids and discovering hidden gallstones...

Virgo - Daily Horoscope
Your Uncle has boiled his foot in lime juice and is now seeking revenge after you replaced his arms with pineapples during...

Libra - Daily Horoscope
Raisins will help improve your eyesight but don't listen to everything your dog tells you. Empower yourself by morphing into...

Scorpio - Daily Horoscope
An army of sea monsters disguised as George Clooney may decide to resurface your buttcheeks with kevlar during the night....

Sagittarius - Daily Horoscope
From next Monday onwards, you'll enter a very sensitive phase where you will run around sniffing gypsy farts in order to...

Capricorn - Daily Horoscope
A quiet period approaches where you will get the urge to morph into an acorn and dance like a cat. You can then watch programmes...

Aquarius - Daily Horoscope
Replacing all your hair with cream soda will cause all your friends to turn into mutant cucumbers with inflatable baseball...

Pisces - Daily Horoscope
You've heard the expression, "Its better to give your friends lots of marshmallows instead of foaming soap granules". Well...


 

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